What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

Why do guys on dating apps often just first message "hey" or "hey how are you" instead of being more creative and unique? How do they think being a copycat will stand out?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How did your marriage end?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why are people with borderline personality disorder so capable of ripping someone apart with their words?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do we often have strong feelings for our twin flames, even if they don't feel the same way? Is there a way to make them realize their true feelings for us?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper