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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:33
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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They put up a sign reading
No way
Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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